John Caldwell

Senior Web Designer

John Caldwell has the skills to compete in the cutthroat world of Web design. Such skills include nun chucks and bow hunting, and most importantly, illustration and design skills.

Recently, John has infiltrated BIGSHOT, where the details of his assignment include world domination and web production. Prior to this assignment, some speculate John was working special ops in the Far East; others believe he was working undercover as a web designer at an international travel agency. John had previously assumed the identity of a photo-lab assistant, where he honed his Bushido Kai, Jujitsu and PhotoShop skills.

He is now an expert in unconventional warfare, special reconnaissance and direct action…not to mention Flash Development and ActionScript.

John holds a BFA in illustration and design from the Kansas City Art Institute. In his spare time, he teaches weapons and explosives tactics to a secret government agency working undercover in a children’s hospital somewhere in the Missouri bootheel.

If John had to identify a preference between gophers and groundhogs, it would be a tough decision. As far as he’s concerned, they both pretty much taste like chicken, but in a survival situation, groundhogs are a little meatier…and much easier to implement into Flash.